best-of-funny:

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

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best-of-funny:

averlac:

why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them

X

best-of-funny:

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

i found this time capsule i made like 8 years ago and i’m really excited to open it because i finally graduated and can’t remember what’s inside 

are you fucking kidding me

X

looooooool

epic-humor:

fairly-odd-girl:

*me hearing gossip about person i hate*

X

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best-of-funny:

heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

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rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(via ohyoudetectalotofjealousy)

sherlockismysuicidenote:

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

this was his response 

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK

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aluroe:

ok puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now

(via ohyoudetectalotofjealousy)

moshimoshisburb:

sanityimpaired1214:

do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like

until u see it move

this is the most accurate description ever

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